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You're not less of a loser because you're having sex with a robot, rather than a balloon.

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Seriously, what are you doing?  You've somehow engineered a lawn mower to give you a blowjob and somehow you think this is both safe and natural?  Blowup dolls are just bizarre and creepy on their own and here you go sticking it in C-3P0.

While sex is prevelant in every medium from video games to cartoons to mass media, I would have hoped that Batteries Not Included would have remained the title of a charming story involving an elderly couple and alien robot things, and NOT become a viable porno title.  At least keep it within the vibrator fetish category.  No one wants to see pathetic nerds trying to fuck Rosie from The Jetsons in the regular section.

Now you're going to see much more troubling sex scandals develop.  The next thing you know, Tiger Woods eill admit that he bought one.  Look, guys, if you think it's a good idea to keep sticking your dick in the toaster oven, go right ahead.  Otherwise, let's put down the cock-bot mentality.

(Image via PopSci)

Jan 11, 2010
seizestars said...
Is it just me, or is she getting choked in that picture? Perhaps they are showing the "S & M Susan" model.
Jan 15, 2010
Gina said...
is it me or is this chick a dead ringer for Lady Gaga??? LOL
Jan 15, 2010
Austin Keenan said...
...and the comment of the week goes to gina
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