You're not done for the day just yet. Sarah Palin is joining Fox News.
Just when you thought the day was pretty much a wrap, this shit comes in. The Moose Massacre Mama herself, Sarah Palin is set to take a job at Fox News sometime soon. No word as of this post as to when and on what godforsaken program she'll be joining, but this all seems pretty official coming from AP.
The funny this is: this really isn't all that funny. This is like the logical marriage of insanity that you would expect from someone like Palin, who has brazenly contradicted herself in public numerous times and is certainly not ashamed to hound for publicity at every chance she gets, even when her daughter bears an illegitimate child with a high school hookup who's now posing for Playboy. What else would you expect from Palin? Did you think she was going to join a news network that wasn't caught in countless instances of news coverage fraud? Maybe a network that has fair and balanced coverage, instead of providing an extremely loud mouthpiece for the Republican party, marked by a history of sexual harassment and physical aggression in the workplace? No, Palin is going right to where she belongs: with all the screaming crazies that can't believe that the government would actually try to keep the rich from getting richer and provide fair treatment for all citizens regardless of race, creed, sexual preference, or ties to established piggy profit industries. Things you are not: done with the day's news, surprised, partisan, engaged in this subject matter


