Jennifer Love Hewitt's chrystal encrusted clam is not sexy.
She's a beautiful girl, but let's be serious. This "vagazzling" thing is really a bit much, even for a girl who has dated as many guys as she has.
"It looks like a disco ball down there."
Really. And somehow you think this is cute and/or sexy? The last thing any guy wants to think about is making it with a hot chick only to be confronted with a diamond chainsaw grinding up their "precious little gentleman".
How have you not opened yourself up for "annoying" attention while talking about how crusty your vagina is? Oh, I'm sorry, "encrusted". Like there's a difference. If you need to smash rocks into your lady bits to get some kind of sensation, you probably have ruined yourself already.
As a disclaimer, I want to make it perfectly clear that this type of conversation is a blatant attempt at resurrecting a dying career. Whether or not JLH has some kind of sexual disorder is not for me to assume.
Things you are not: sexy, cute, innocent, discreet
