Austin Keenan presents: "No, you're not."

Thoughts and links from a cynical skeptic

If you watched Duck Tales as a kid, you never got over seeing this episode.

You're not over it.  You're in denial.  You liked Duck Tales so incredibly much that you blocked this out and let it happen.  You sat stuffing your face with Lucky Charms while the Beagle Boys used chloroform to subdue Webigail, then took her to a seedy attic apartment where they forced her to do porno (at this time in her life you can guess what kind) and ultimately probably gang raped her.  You sat there and yelled for mom to bring you some more apple juice.

You're not innocent.  Don't blame this on "the bystander effect".  This is 2010, motherfucker.  If you see something, say something!  You're just as guilty as those sick-minded Beagle Boys, and that downright pervert Uncle Scrooge (hi, Jimmy! j/k)

Things you are not: innocent, experiencing bystander effect, 8 years old, getting anymore apple juice until dinner time

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