Austin Keenan presents: "No, you're not."

Thoughts and links from a cynical skeptic

You're not the authority on Conan O'brien, Jerry Seinfeld.

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I couldn't agree more with Jamer Hibberd in saying, "Shut up, Jerry Seinfeld."  You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.  Conan waited a good long time to have that show left to him, and now Leno's being douchey and indian giving to a guy who more than deserves it.

Jay Leno isn't funny.  He's also kind of annoying, which is the salt and pepper on the not-so-funny entree that is him.  Conan rules, and NBC is being dumb about this whole thing.  Leno should plain just get off the air and let Conan have his fun.  If I was him, I'd be ready to walk away from NBC, as well.  He'll do better in the same time slot on some other network than dealing with this horse shit.

You know who else isn't funny?  Jerry "fucking" Seinfeld.  I was so glad when that show finally went off the air.  I had hoped to GOD I'd never have to deal with your weak sense of humor again, but then you go ahead making these gems with Bill "fucking" Gates.  Whose idea was it to do those awful things, you or Bill?  Both of you make me feel uncomfortable, and should really shut up.

Things you are not: on TV anymore, funny, an NBC insider, good at advertising

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