There's nothing charming about the way John Mayer behaves.
Before I say anything, I want to share with you a quote I got from Gawker this morning:
"I am the new generation of masturbator," says John Mayer in Rolling Stone, for which he posed shirtless. "I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week... I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off." That last part is pretty astute. On breaking up with Jennifer Aniston: "I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life." - John Mayer
This is a guy who gets drunk in public and goes on rants about politics as if he was a founding father. This is a guy who tweets about Jennifer Aniston to the point where she had to break up with him, and then he would like us to believe it's as if he's the one who's being victimized. Now, finally, this is a guy who goes to Rolling Stone and creepily details how much masturbating he needs to do in order to get through the day. I don't think you can even make fun of this guy. He has humiliated himself to the point of no return. Oh, and for all of you out there that think his music is his saving grace, get real. He sounds like he's high as shit all the time, and sucks on guitar. Rock is dead. Fuck John Mayer and his stupidity. Gross. (pic via TenGossip.com)
