George Lucas, you're never going to live down the tragedy of Phantom Menace
The funny thing is that this is the first part of a 70 minute dissection of nonsensical fuck up that ruined your darling Star Wars series. Count that, Lucas: 70 minutes of trashing your ass, complete with behind-the-scenes footages that proves that you didn't know what the hell you were doing with that movie, and even raises the question of whether or not you would have screwed up the original Star Wars if you had as much control over the situation as you did with Phantom Fuckup. The 70 minutes that it takes to watch this entire review are well worth anyone's time, but especially yours, Georgie. The prequel series is already finished, and it's one hell of a train wreck. As a Star Wars fan, I'm a bit disappointed, but happy to say, that the 70 minutes I spent watching this psychopath rant and rave about your idiocy and lack of cohesion in the prequels was actually more entertaining than all three movies put together. What's done is done, Lucas. All we can do now is bitch about it, and you're gunna be hearing shit like this for a long fucking time.Things you are not: a good film maker, sane, in control, smart
