This rabbit is NOT on coffee, and I will not try your illegal chocolate.
No way, Italian chocolate maker Zaini. You're not getting away with saying this bunny is merely full of coffee and that's why he looks like someone just touched him inappropriately. I can think about approximately 462 and 1/2 alternative substances that would elicit such a reaction from a rabbit, but let's keep it short and sweet.
1. LSD - Clearly the rabbit is frightened of some bizarre hallucination he's having. He's probably looking at your "coffee beans" and thinks they're talking to him. Or maybe he sees his future, which is being torn limb from limb and eaten alive on Easter Sunday, something he doesn't need LSD to be afraid of. 2. Cocaine - (See also: crack.) (See also: methamphetamines.) I've seen subway dwellers that look like this, and thankfully none of them were rabbits. Then I'd have to question my own sanity. Aren't rabbits bugged out enough without getting them hopped up? 3. Viagra - Maybe the bunny wasn't touched inappropriately, but instead wants to multiply in true stereotypical rabbit tradition. He's been working very hard to control those urges, and you've just knocked him off his horse by endowing him with a rabbit rod that has 1,000 years of power. 4. Steroids - The rabbit has been injected with anabolic steroids, and is about to rage. Forget the Monty Python rabbit. He's about to buck out in the worst way possible, and with animal rights in mind, I hope he's looking at the photographer. 5. Marijuana - Obviously, this bunny just took a giant bunny bong rip and is trying his best to hold it in. He's just trying to get his money's worth, and here you come along opportunisitcally making him look like a freak just so you can sell some chocolate. If you're going to sell chocolate laced with drugs, at least keep the animals out of it. I know you're up to something, just don't know what yet. Leave a comment and let's see if we can get to the bottom of this clear cut abuse case. God knows what other animals you've been mistreating. (Photo via Dyvantity.com)
