Twitter is not over capacity, and this damn whale is not cute at all.
I hate the fail whale. While everyone seems to be tweeting their little brains out and all I want to do is share a cool game I found on the internet with the rest of the internet, this bloated bastard shows up and ruins all the fun.
I don't buy it, whale. You've got your scornful eyes closed because you can't look me in the face and tell me that Twitter is seriously overloaded. They've been growing faster than Facebook for a while now, and they should already have the equipment and capacity to keep schmucks like you from taunting me at random intervals of meaningless significance. The next time you try to lie to me and make me reload the fucking page, I'm going to go Capt. Motherfucking Ahab on your ass and sell your body parts to the cosmetics industry. I don't care if it's not legal anymore. I need to be compensated for such a grave inconvenience. Things you are not: over capacity, cute, fooling me, legal for commercial use
